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THE KALONA NEWS "That's what you get for always feedin' 'era on your lunch hour!" "Dad, how would you like to h:lve a son-in-law?" NANCY MUTT AND JEFF By Ernie Bushmiller , i mrz,,s { 1:AUT'Y'i :2] ~ ~RYINS AUNT "~:~t JITTER By Bud Fisher By Gene Byrnes VIRGIL SILENT SAM -.-:7,,, Jeff t Youth f.1 Jumper Has Side Closing NO OBLIGATION The boss returned in a good humor from lunch and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Every- body but one girl laughed uproar- iously. "What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?" "I don't have to laugh," said the girl "I'm leaving Friday anyhow." They Learn Young A kindergarten teacher, wishing to test the knowledge of her class, held up a 50-cent piece and asked, "Can anyone tell me what this is?" A small boy in the front row ex- amined the coin and promptly said, "Tails." Close Shave Native--You want to be careful where you go in this town. You're likely to get your throat cut. Stranger--Yeah, I know that. I just came from one of your barbers. REALLY A farmer in hands at haying Si Warren, a tow~ him out. "What'll ya "I'll pay what the farmer. Si scratched then announced, I'll Work fer Big Joan had been mother was said: "'When youi t::o,p::." "Why? queried Joan. Sa screw and car together, Cusl wheel can 8,02,29o0 ONE NIGHT ;NLY ~L~ CLEVERLY styled jun, per I THURSDAY I ~* with side-swept closing and broad shoulders to accent a neat l trim waist. Team it with a youth-] "America's Genius of ful high necked blouse and you'veI a costume for winter-long wear. Pattern No. 8090 comes in sizes 12, 14. 16. I~ and 20, Size 14, juniper. 2~, yards of 5{-inch; hb)use, long sle:~ves. 2!i yards of 35 or 39-iF, ch, The Fall and Winter Issue of FASH- ION will be .~ complete and dependable gulde in planning" your win*.er wardrobe. FashinSbeautify theb" home,tP'flightfreedC~ignerS,printed ~'~";2t. tern in the book. Price 25 cents, Send your order to: SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. 530 South Wells St. Chicago 7, Ill. Enclose 25 cents In coins for each pattern desired. Pattern No. Size__ Name ,, Address % run dow-a --because not getting all the A&D ~1 Helps remove film ... bring out all the tmmtal lustre of Font smile. A special ingredient in Calox encoutage~ r~g~zr massage... which has a tonic effect on gum~ .. helps make them firm and Mad~ ia ]~s McK~sso~ I~atorhts, # OtD BUG HELP EaSE A~r~ , MUSCLES ~k,~ \ SEAT SALE N Prices: $3.05 - $2.44 - $1.83 ; TAX INCLUDED On mail orders, enclose self-addressed e I MALL, PHONE. O.R WIRE ' ~i,',., .:.~~ ~i, .~!~':~!:!i .... :..: i~ji~' ~- ' ONE--NIGHT---0NI SUNDAY, NOV. pttsttr~e eY Here's One Of The Greatest tt00D,IR0tl T0~S YOUBuyCAN SEAT SALE Prices: 113.05 - $2,44 - $I TAX INCLUDED On , enclose PHONE OR WIRE